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How the police, the military and local investigators do their jobs has lately become a running joke on the Internet following the recent arrest of five members of the Union of Masses for Democracy and Justice (UMDJ).


But even before the May 22 warrantless arrest of five UMDJ members, whom the military linked to the New People’s Army, there was already a funny story being passed around through cyberspace indicating the state of criminal affairs in the Philippines.


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MIKE GUMERA

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But even before the May 22 warrantless arrest of five UMDJ members, whom the military linked to the New People’s Army, there was already a funny story being passed around through cyberspace indicating the state of criminal affairs in the Philippines.


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Security forces butt of Internet jokes

By Bebot Sison Jr. | May 29, 2006 - 12:00am

How the police, the military and local investigators do their jobs has lately become a running joke on the Internet following the recent arrest of five members of the Union of Masses for Democracy and Justice...

News Commentary