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No brainer

By DE RERUM NATURA By Maria Isabel Garcia | September 14, 2006 - 12:00am

"I note the bad effects of too much alcohol on my liver, kidneys, etc. that you say medical science mentions, but I don’t care about those. I want to know if too much alcohol would have a direct adverse...

Science and Environment

‘Joe,’ an Oops in Y Minor

By DE RERUM NATURA By Maria Isabel Garcia | June 19, 2003 - 12:00am

Father’s Day, sun was out and I was over at a park with a book. A little boy sat on the blanket laid out on the grass underneath a tree my back was against. I was beginning to realize that he was sitting on...

Science and Environment