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 Must be Friday's full moon. Or maybe dirty air is making us woozy. But
Filipinos seem to be getting all mixed up. Joseph Estrada is raising a military
alert for, uh, police work. Cops are threatening to go on strike because their
chief is sacking mulcting superiors. The El Shaddai is born against a
"confirmed 3-D plot."

The more they explain, the more they sound confused. Marines, not security
guards, start patrolling malls.
                    [DatePublished] => 2000-01-26 00:00:00
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Filipinos seem to be getting all mixed up. Joseph Estrada is raising a military
alert for, uh, police work. Cops are threatening to go on strike because their
chief is sacking mulcting superiors. The El Shaddai is born against a
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The more they explain, the more they sound confused. Marines, not security
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They're all mixed up - Gotcha

By Jarius Bondoc | January 26, 2000 - 12:00am

Must be Friday's full moon. Or maybe dirty air is making us woozy. But Filipinos seem to be getting all mixed up. Joseph Estrada is raising a military alert for, uh, police work. Cops are threatening to go on...

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