ANY PLACE WILL DO? The Ear heard that some flight personnel of a Middle East airline were seen making love in the pool of a luxury uptown hotel. The place is open to people passing by. “Gibuyag sa staff sa hotel ang duha pero wa kadungog,” an Ear informer said. “Hapit na gyud tingali,” a newsman was heard commenting.”
PLANE FLOOR FOR RELIEF. In a somewhat related development, a well-known French star was accused of “relieving himself” on a plane’s carpeted floor during a flight from Paris to Dublin. The star was heard saying: “I want to piss, I want to piss.” And piss he did.