Conspiracy theories on power crisis

THEORIES. Various theories are flying thick and fast as to whether the electric company is implementing these rotation brownouts on purpose. A businessman at a café was heard giving his theory, “Makaduda uy. Why are they conducting preventive maintenance at the same time all over Visayas. Magdungan gyud? Very fishy. Next thing we know, they will demand an increase.”

INVESTIGATE. A texter also opined that the government should investigate the electric company about their “downtime”. He said, “Nakabantay mo nga inig balik sa kuryente, paspas kaayo motuyok ang metro nila? Tungod ni para makabawi sila sa downtime. Angay ta mabalaka ani ilang kalaki.”

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