RED LIGHT DISTRICT DRIVE-BY. An Ear informer said he got onboard a taxi last night on his way home. When they passed by the red light district, he saw several pimps waiting at the roadside, waving at his taxi. The cabbie turned to him with a smile and said, “Bantayi ha, atong binuangan ang mga bugaw. Pang lock daan sa mga pultahan.”
DRAGGED PIMPS. The cabbie then flashed the taxi’s headlights on and off and slowed down. Immediately, five pimps rushed to the taxicab like moths to a flame. They latched on to the door handles trying to pry it open but since the doors were locked the pimps couldn’t open the taxi. The cabbie then gunned the engine and shot off dragging the pimps. The cabbie laughed and said, “Hahaha! Da, nangasukamod lagi!” The passenger could only shake his head in amusement. He said, “Pagkawachinanggo gyud nimo Do.”