TRADING INSULTS. The Ear informer heard many interesting exchanges while onboard the jeepney yesterday. Every time the jeep would screech to a halt one male passenger would press his body next to the woman beside him. After the third time this happened, the woman complained to the man, “Sige man ka’g sandig nako? Ngano, naibog ka?” The man shot back, “Susmaryosep! Ikaw na lang, ka bati nimo’g nawong!” Insulted, the woman quickly disembarked from the jeepney.
ON HIS LAP. Last Wednesday evening, a young woman in a skimpy shorts got onboard a jeepney from Colon. The jeepney driver suddenly gunned the jeepney forward without waiting for the woman to take her seat. The woman lost her balance and sat on the lap of a man in his sixties. The smiling man told her, “Salamat sa pag sabak nako ‘Day pero masuko unya akong asawa.” The woman’s face went red and hurriedly sat down on the empty seat farthest from the old man.