Teachers' best classroom lines top online trends

MANILA, Philippines - An amusing hashtag emerged to the top of social networking trends on Thursday that collected memorable lines of netizens' unnamed schoolteachers.

The topic #QuoteYourTeacher listed statements by teachers during a class ranging from the nostalgic and the ungrammatical to the hilarious.

Here are some hit quotes on the trending thread from Filipino users of the microblogging site Twitter.

Classic

1. Finish or not finish (sic), pass your paper! | via @aldregallen
2. Please write legibly to give justice to your bright ideas | via @aleksscastro
3. Don't volunteer your classmate, volunteer yourself. | via @leonzensantiago
4. Keep all the things that are not related to my subject. | via @therezejane
5. Students at the back, are you listening? | via @Girl_Maoy
6. Go back to your proper seats... NOW! | via @imjklansang
7. What did I just say? You don't know because you were talking! | via @MisterKowtero
8. Madali lang exam niyo, lahat nasa book. | via @beverlyOFFICIAL
9. Are you still with me? | via @claraquiambao
10. Wanna see a flying eraser? | via @vi0letharmon
11. Any question class? okay, class dismissed. | via @jmarkgimena
12. Show your solution! | via @LorenzAdrianTan

Funny

1. Bring your parents with plastic cover. | via @ClarenzeNixon
2. "Get your book and read page .." (teacher then starts to tell a story) "Okay, we don't have enough time, let's have our recitation tomorrow." | via @nickscorrera
3. You should know the difference between B as in bictory, and V as in voy. | via @PrincessFrance
4. After four years of COPYING, now we are GRADUATING. | via @IamEthylGabison
5. Students: 'Cher, suspended na ba?! | Teacher: Do I look like a TV to you?! | via @Stan947
6. Love is a verb; it's either past or not past. Focus on your present. Be sure it's progressive, so your future will be perfect. | via @juanpula
7. Form a circle. Make it straight. | via @derpinya by teacher "Miss Baraquia"
8. (Teacher sees Christmas tree and puts chalk dust) Class: UY! | Sir Soto: Para may snow. | via @sandrasamala
9. You see that wall? You can bang your head on that wall! | via @ItsTheBigJoe
10. *insert sentence* NOH? *insert sentence* NOH? SO *insert sentence* NOH? | via @zaizyrara
11. Please bring your father, mother and your parents! | via @cheskalayug

Quotable

1. The vote of the majority doesn't necessarily mean RIGHT. | via @lalayfuster
2. A friendship that ends is a friendship that never was. | via @highreaching by teacher J. Neil Garcia
3. I'm seldom mistaken. The only time I was mistaken was when I thought I was mistaken but I wasn't. | via @NotAgainApa by teacher Fr. Adolfo Dacanay
4. I'm a Math teacher. This is a Math subject. I don't want to kill. I want to inspire. | via @hubheechili by teacher "Miss Hilario"
5. Hindi kayo makaka-graduate kapag hindi 2 by 3 ang gupit ng buhok n'yo, mga boys! | via @i_Pat3k
6. It's not that hard. Just use your FEELINGS to answer the differentiation questions. | via @abbyjuantong
7. The greatest measure of love is sacrifice. | via @_g1ad