Things I want to end in the next 30 years

Thinking that geeks and nerds are the same thing.

 

1. Comment sections.

2. Industry gossip.

3. The idea that a Twitter account equals journalism.

4. Advertorials disguised as magazines.

5. The idea of block voting.

6. “Social Media Influencers.”

7. #Goals, #peg, #blessed.

8. Putting anything on a hotdog besides mustard and/or relish.

9. Cellphones inside movie theaters.

10. Sensationalized broadcast journalism.

11. Slideshows on Instagram.

12. Thinking that geeks and nerds are the same thing.

13. Movies by Zack Snyder.

14. The Los Angeles Lakers.

15. Priests who don’t prepare their homilies.

16. Marketing.

17. Facebook op/eds.

18. People who look down on the service industry.

19. People who consider themselves brands.

20. “Geek chic.”

21. Politicians using the Superman logo for their campaigns.

22. Men telling girls what to wear.

23. Online articles about men telling girls what to wear.

24. People who glamorize martial law.

25. Perfectly able people who have drivers run to the other side of the car to open doors for them.

26. Pepsi.

27. getrealphilippines.com.

28. “South China Sea.”

29. Celebrity feuds.

30. Listicles.

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