Sikat

Goliat: Daghang sikat sa Amerika Noyy. Duna silay Bill Clinton.. Unya duna silay Johnny Cash. Bob Noe.. Steve Wonder..

Teban: Lahi ra gyud sa Pilipinasss. Naa tay Erap nga sikat pero, walay Cash..walay Hopeee. Samot nang walay Wonder..

Goliat: Ngeeekkk

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Two plus Two

Woman: (bata). Lo, Two Plus Two.. Pila man Lo..?

Teban: (lolo) Ambot na kaha karon Day. Kay Hi Tek na man ron.. Kay sa amo sa una Two Plus Two. Four man.. Ambot wala ba kaha mausab ron..

Woman: Ngeeekkk

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Tunganga

Teban: Dayy. Unsa man ok ka naa?

Woman: Sayo pa kaayo oyy..

Teban: Daa. Tunga gabii na ok na baa.?

Woman: Unya naaa...

Teban: Day. Unsa man kaadlawon naaa.Bunotin ko naa..

Woman: Ngeeekkk

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Hunahuna

Teban: Mam. Unsa may imong hunahuna about sex.

Woman: At the age of 8 I ignore it... At 18 I experience it. At, 28. Im looking for it..At 48 I beg for it.. At the age of 68 I pray for it.. But now  Im 78 I forget it...

Teban: Ngeeekkk.