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January 11, 2013 | 12:00am

GOLIAT (singgit) Hoy, kayong nasa itaas, huwag kayong maingay dyan, may nag upa didto sa baba.

TEBAN: (singgit sad) Upa lang mo diha kay mag jerjer sad mi diri.

GOLIAT: Patay.

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RH Bill

TEBAN: Lorna, Day, karong gi-aprobahan na ang RH Bill, mosugot ka na nga mag jerjer ta nga magamit ko og kondom.

LORNA: Walay lami Teban oy.

TEBAN: Nganong wala may lami?

LORNA: Ikaw ba, pakan-on kaâ€™g karmelitos nga dunay potos ganahan ka ba?

TEBAN: Unsya.

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