“Di man ni crash.”

SYSTEM OF A DOWN. Work at a bank ground to a halt after their computer system “slowed down” (they refuse to use the word “crash”). The ticketing system failed and even the staff had trouble accessing their clients’ records. Customers were left waiting for almost half an hour.

“Abi nakog number one bank mo? Sige man lagi ka-down inyong system?” one customer eventually complained.

There was no reply from the staff.

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