* TATTOO. A young man whose girlfriend's father dislikes suitors with tattoos has been hiding his tattoo by always wearing long-sleeved shirts. His GF knows where the tattoo is. Recently he asked his GF: "Kita na ba gyud, Hon...Antuson ko ang kasakit sa pagpatangtang ining tatoha kon kita na gyud.
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*LORD. The GF said: "Si Lord ray agdon. Unsay iyang pagbuot." The young man murmured: "Ka way klaro niini oy." He still has the tattoo about the size of the palm of his hand.