Commotion in Colon

COMMOTION. There was a commotion in Colon one early dawn recently, according to an Ear informer who said the commotion was caused by a heated argument between two elderly men over a young commercial sex worker. The woman, apparently a veteran in her “profession,” did not seem to care and kept combing her hair.

THIRD PARTY. Our informer said while the two elderly men were busy arguing a third man came along and picked up the young sex worker and together they got into a taxi. Laughed our informer: “Ang duha ka edaran na nga nag-ilog sa babaye nakulban sa kun. Pagkahuman nila’g lalis wa na diha si Inday.”