CEBU, Philippines - Hillary Rodham Clinton, the front-runner for the Democratic nomination, appeared on the season opener of the comedy show “Saturday Night Live” as a wise bartender named Val who pours a drink or two for, ahem, Hillary Clinton.
Most political candidates play themselves on “SNL,” often for just a cameo or to declare the show’s famous tag line, “Live from New York — it’s Saturday night!” Seldom do they play a character.
“So, Hillary,” Clinton asks her doppelganger, played by “SNL” regular Kate McKinnon, “what brings you here tonight?”
“Well, I needed to blow off some steam,” McKinnon says. “I’ve had a hard couple of 22 years.”
Asked what she does for a living, McKinnon says in imitation of Clinton’s earnest monotone: “First, I am a grandmother. Second, I am a human, entrusted with this one green Earth.”
“Oh,” Clinton says, “you’re a politician.”
And just who is Val? Clinton deadpans, “I’m just an ordinary citizen who believes the Keystone pipeline will destroy our environment.”
From there the skit poked gentle fun at Clinton’s slow opposition to the contentious pipeline to Canada, her late-arriving support of gay marriage, and her inability to take a vacation. Notably absent was a crack about her private email server, the source of months of criticism from Republican lawmakers and candidates.
Speaking of Republican candidates, at one point Clinton — the real one — mimicked Donald Trump with a hoarse, throaty rendition of his dismissive statement, “Uh, you’re all losers.”
In a nod to the past, former cast member Darrell Hammond showed up on a barstool as Bill Clinton, who takes a look at Clinton and McKinnon and says, “My god, they’re multiplying!”
Overall, the skit was friendly toward Clinton and closed with the former first lady joining McKinnon in singing “Lean on Me.” Clinton had another role in the show — introducing the first musical number by host Miley Cyrus. (AP)