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Aerodynamic

By Scott R. Garceau | May 12, 2013 - 12:00am

What has eight legs, long hair with highlights, and kicks like a mo-fo? Well, it ain’t the Spider From Mars, and it ain’t some extraterrestrial creature sent  down to suck our brains.

Sunday Lifestyle