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What would T.S. Eliot make of SpongeBob?

By Scott R. Garceau | December 12, 2004 - 12:00am

Whenever I think about today’s pop culture, I always end up feeling like a cantankerous old crank. Whether it is today’s pop music, movies, reading matter or cartoon choices, I feel a wave of complaints...

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