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Confessions of a cyber hermit

By Patrick Lacson | June 30, 2012 - 12:00am

I’m 25 years old, and I am nowhere to be found on anyone’s online list of friends. That’s right: I’m not on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, or Instagram. And I still use Yahoo Mail.

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