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From TV to Tinseltown

By Scott R. Garceau | January 15, 2006 - 12:00am

I was trying to watch The Dukes of Hazzard on DVD recently (for research purposes, obviously) when something important struck me on the noggin. I realized I only have about 350,000 hours left in my life. Precious,...

Sunday Lifestyle

From TV to Tinseltown

By Scott R. Garceau | January 15, 2006 - 12:00am

I was trying to watch The Dukes of Hazzard on DVD recently (for research purposes, obviously) when something important struck me on the noggin. I realized I only have about 350,000 hours left in my life. Precious,...

Sunday Lifestyle