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No Pussyfooting for 7FootJr

By Louie-An Pilapil | February 8, 2003 - 12:00am

We watch as they tinker with the amplifiers and other whatnots that clutter the stage as we nurse our tepid beers.

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No Pussyfooting for 7FootJr

By Louie-An Pilapil | February 7, 2003 - 12:00am

We watch as they tinker with the amplifiers and other whatnots that clutter the stage as we nurse our tepid beers. We engage in idle talk, recognize that we choose to spend our expendable hours in smoky, noisy dives...

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No Pussyfooting for 7FootJr

By Louie-An Pilapil | February 6, 2003 - 12:00am

We watch as they tinker with the amplifiers and other whatnots that clutter the stage as we nurse our tepid beers. We engage in idle talk, recognize that we choose to spend our expendable hours in smoky, noisy dives...

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