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STUPID

By Adel Tamano | April 10, 2011 - 12:00am

This is going to be a stupid article. More accurately, it’s an article about stupidity. However, the acts that I will discuss are so brainless, puerile, and ignorant, that I may not have the power to convey...

Sunday Lifestyle

Learn, don't burn

By Scott R. Garceau | September 15, 2010 - 12:00am

It’s a strange world in which the literary event of the season in the US threatened to be, not the publication of Jonathan Franzen’s Freedom, but the burning of a holy book.

For Men

Pastor nixes Quran-burning, claims NYC mosque deal

September 10, 2010 - 8:34am

The anti-Muslim leader of a tiny Florida church backed off his threat to burn the Quran, defusing an international firestorm Thursday after he said he was promised that a planned Islamic center and mosque would be...