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OH NO THEY DIDN

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Saving myself from pop culture ennui

March 7, 2015 - 12:00am

Maybe I’ve become horribly jaded,but pop culture today seems to be gettingcheaper, triter,and more predictable.

Supreme

An open letter to One Direction fans

May 31, 2014 - 12:00am

 Before we start taking digs on either side, before someone accuses me of being a snooty-ass “writer” or whatever, let me just start by saying I love One Direction.

Supreme