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Cream of the crap

By Igan D’Bayan | June 20, 2003 - 12:00am

You’ve heard it before: Put a hundred monkeys in a room with a typewriter and those simians would come up with a Shakespeare play, maybe not Hamlet but The Tempest at least. Well, what would happen if you...

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