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NOT EATING US

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Why did the chicken cross abbey road?

June 23, 2012 - 12:00am

It’s not John, Paul, George and Ringo crossing Abbey Road on People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) birthday card to Paul McCartney — it’s a fish, pig, chicken and cow carrying signs...

Modern Living