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The 'It' girl of wit

By Scott R. Garceau | March 28, 2010 - 12:00am

These days, when we think of witty women, we tend to mention Maureen Dowd, Nora Ephron, Tina Fey. Our notion of feminine wit comes with an arched eyebrow, a little perfumed vial of poisoned sarcasm. Maybe a Sarah...

Sunday Lifestyle

Ascended!

June 14, 2005 - 12:00am

We are . . . well pleased rather to be absent from the body and to be present with the Lord. – 2 Corinthians 5:8 Joseph Parker (1830-1902) was a beloved English preacher. When his wife died, he didn’t...

Daily Bread