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The holiday rush is something that we try to outsmart year after year. This year I was done with all of my Christmas presents by mid-November, garnering me envious stares from all my friends. I had my Christmas card printed a week before that and cemented my Christmas list before Halloween. I was very proud of myself; all the pre-planning felt like it had paid off, allowing me to enjoy more time to soak in the holidays. Yet it still manages to make me the worst pre-menstrual bitch.


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Dear Mary,

Unless a woman is attending a Spanish-themed dance party, I think a woman in her 60s and 70s should refrain from wearing too much ruffles and frou-frou. I attended a dinner and saw matrons wearing miniskirts and too much makeup and girlish stuff! What an ugly sight! Please comment.

– Mrs. Sixty


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Dear Mary,

Unless a woman is attending a Spanish-themed dance party, I think a woman in her 60s and 70s should refrain from wearing too much ruffles and frou-frou. I attended a dinner and saw matrons wearing miniskirts and too much makeup and girlish stuff! What an ugly sight! Please comment.

– Mrs. Sixty


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Santazilla

By Celine Lopez | December 10, 2006 - 12:00am

The holiday rush is something that we try to outsmart year after year. This year I was done with all of my Christmas presents by mid-November, garnering me envious stares from all my friends. I had my Christmas...

Sunday Lifestyle

Can matrons wear miniskirts?

By JUST ASKING By Mary H. Prieto | October 25, 2006 - 12:00am

Dear Mary, Unless a woman is attending a Spanish-themed dance party, I think a woman in her 60s and 70s should refrain from wearing too much ruffles and frou-frou. I attended a dinner and saw matrons wearing...

Fashion and Beauty

Moms from hell

By Celine Lopez | May 11, 2003 - 12:00am

There are great mothers. You know the ones who send their kids with really chic lunch box lunches, buy them the coolest clothes, nurturing their children with attention and care, addressing their delilahs and when...

Sunday Lifestyle