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MEET JOE BLACK

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Death or taxes

By Scott R. Garceau | April 18, 2004 - 12:00am

Tax time." Is there any phrase in human language that curdles the blood like this one? (Well, I can think of one: "All-You-Can-Eat Snake Buffet.")

Sunday Lifestyle

Courtship in pre-texting days

By Letty Jacinto-Lopez | January 18, 2004 - 12:00am

You would think that the men of the new millennium have learned the art of courting a woman. Apparently not, as I listened to my niece who was on the brink of pushing this man over the cliff. "How do you handle...

Sunday Lifestyle