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Don’t get me wrong: there seems to be a lot of sexual activity, and that occasionally, if not always, does lead to procreation of the species. But in terms of people just making it through the rat maze of today’s dating scene – well, I’d say the odds are stacked against them.


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MARRY MY DAD

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The Dating Game

By Scott R. Garceau | May 22, 2005 - 12:00am

Thank God I stopped dating a long time ago. When I see what people are made to go through nowadays, just to find a suitable mate – well, it’s a miracle the species can still carry on. Don’t get me...

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