+ Follow KEYSTONE KOPS Tag
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[Summary] => My heart went out for those brave men who composed the assault team on the captive bus.
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[Summary] => Gas masks, tear gas guns, high-powered rifles, armored vests. Not on display were the sledgehammers, which are in fact useful for smashing certain materials, though not so effective, as we now know, for shattering the glass doors of buses.
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[Title] => Credible probe
[Summary] => Let’s hope the next source of public dismay doesn’t turn out to be the investigation of the hostage incident.
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[Title] => Keystone Kops caper live on international TV-news
[Summary] => HEADLESS CHICKEN: By now, you would have heard everything that must be said of that bloody Keystone Kops show last Monday at the Quirino grandstand where 57 days ago somebody pep-talked the crowd with a catchy “Kayo ang Boss ko!”
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[Title] => Even an amateur had a better plan
[Summary] => Even an amateur who has read enough books and saw enough movies and television had devised a better plan than the police who bungled the hostage crisis at the Quirino Grandstand in Luneta last Monday.
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[Summary] => A Taft-based basketball team snatched defeat from the jaws of victory against a Recto-based team last Saturday. Thus, it ended with a 4-3 record in the first round of the UAAP basketball tournament, the worst first-round record under the present coach. The team’s three heartbreaking losses – the worst dealt by the high-flying Blue Eagles – were caused by a deficit of two to three points. In a concerned attempt to check its slide, alumni team supporters allegedly met yesterday in one of the restos they own to consider the option of a new coach.
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KEYSTONE KOPS
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[DatePublished] => 2010-08-26 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 133540
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September 1, 2010 - 12:00am
