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But we musn’t think such insidious thoughts. 


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Boredom-proofing your vehicle

June 23, 2001 - 12:00am

When you spend a long time mired in traffic, you get ideas – not particularly savory ones, too. It might occur to you to do some fender-bending action on the slowpoke...

Modern Living