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Which yet again begs the question: What really is "alternative"
nowadays? After all, the genre is such a fickle lover, with a propensity for
ditching erstwhile number-one alternative acts (a misnomer, I'm sure) in favor
of younger, fresher faces -- and not necessarily sound. 

Then again, how can you be a has-been when you haven't even been, eh?

Whatever. Record company execs presumably don't have time to discuss or debate
such intricacies.
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IF YOU EVER

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abtest

Alterna-what?

By Kap Maceda Aguila | April 2, 2000 - 12:00am

Which yet again begs the question: What really is "alternative" nowadays? After all, the genre is such a fickle lover, with a propensity for ditching erstwhile number-one alternative acts (a misnomer, I'm sure)...

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