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Stuff they never warned you about in Lamaze class

By Scott R. Garceau | December 15, 2002 - 12:00am

Any moment now, I expect them to come bursting through our door – the Infant Retrieval Police, ready to snatch our baby and revoke our Parenting Passports. A tight group of them, armed with blankets and bottles,...

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