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What is Fidel doing?

By Jerry Tundag | January 13, 2006 - 12:00am

If former president Fidel Ramos is not chomping on his unlit cigar, he is keeping his tongue in his cheek. Which of the two is his favorite preoccupation, we do not know. Whatever it is, both are not as harmless...

Freeman Opinion