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                    [ArticleID] => 192884
                    [Title] => MMDA gets rid of humps
                    [Summary] => The Metropolitan Manila Development Authority has started removing illegally constructed street humps all over the metropolis.


MMDA Chairman Bayani Fernando said there are several humps that were installed without the necessary permits from the local government units. These humps slow down the movement of vehicles even in areas where these are unnecessary. Specifically, he said the humps hamper the movement of ambulances and fire trucks when they are responding to emergencies.
[DatePublished] => 2003-01-26 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 133272 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1500820 [AuthorName] => Marvin Sy [SectionName] => Metro [SectionUrl] => metro [URL] => ) [1] => Array ( [ArticleID] => 162661 [Title] => If you can’t lick ’em, paint ’em! [Summary] => Last week we gave credit to B.F. Homes Paranaque’s UBFHAI (United B.F. Homeowners Association, Inc.) in this column for painting caution stripes on two newly constructed humps along Aguirre Ave., the subdivision’s main thoroughfare.

This now prevents unsuspecting motorists from being jarred and their suspension systems unnecessarily strained, when they suddenly encounter them, especially at night, as these yellow caution stripes properly warned beforehand.
[DatePublished] => 2002-05-29 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 134827 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1805279 [AuthorName] => Rey Gamboa [SectionName] => Motoring [SectionUrl] => motoring [URL] => ) [2] => Array ( [ArticleID] => 161800 [Title] => Wanted: Rationalization of street humps [Summary] => The wanton construction of street humps in almost all parts of the metropolis has gone unabated. The authorities are utterly ineffective in stopping this rampant random practice not only in main streets of subdivisions but in main public thoroughfares as well. And to make matters worse, aside from being in the wrong places, most of these "speed humps" are not visibly painted in order to warn unsuspecting motorists.
[DatePublished] => 2002-05-22 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 134827 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1805279 [AuthorName] => Rey Gamboa [SectionName] => Motoring [SectionUrl] => motoring [URL] => ) [3] => Array ( [ArticleID] => 136096 [Title] => Humps and human development [Summary] => One waits for a TV or radio program where the intelligent-looking guest is asked by the good-looking host, "In which city do you find the most number of humps for any given stretch of road? What is the name of this city better known as the hump capital of the world?"

For a million or two million depreciated pesos, even a self-respecting Metro Manilan might be tempted to forget about his public shame and thus acknowledge his own city as Ripley’s probable record holder.
[DatePublished] => 2001-10-09 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 133858 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1316794 [AuthorName] => Felipe B. Miranda [SectionName] => Opinion [SectionUrl] => opinion [URL] => ) ) )
HUMPS
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                    [ArticleID] => 192884
                    [Title] => MMDA gets rid of humps
                    [Summary] => The Metropolitan Manila Development Authority has started removing illegally constructed street humps all over the metropolis.


MMDA Chairman Bayani Fernando said there are several humps that were installed without the necessary permits from the local government units. These humps slow down the movement of vehicles even in areas where these are unnecessary. Specifically, he said the humps hamper the movement of ambulances and fire trucks when they are responding to emergencies.
[DatePublished] => 2003-01-26 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 133272 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1500820 [AuthorName] => Marvin Sy [SectionName] => Metro [SectionUrl] => metro [URL] => ) [1] => Array ( [ArticleID] => 162661 [Title] => If you can’t lick ’em, paint ’em! [Summary] => Last week we gave credit to B.F. Homes Paranaque’s UBFHAI (United B.F. Homeowners Association, Inc.) in this column for painting caution stripes on two newly constructed humps along Aguirre Ave., the subdivision’s main thoroughfare.

This now prevents unsuspecting motorists from being jarred and their suspension systems unnecessarily strained, when they suddenly encounter them, especially at night, as these yellow caution stripes properly warned beforehand.
[DatePublished] => 2002-05-29 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 134827 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1805279 [AuthorName] => Rey Gamboa [SectionName] => Motoring [SectionUrl] => motoring [URL] => ) [2] => Array ( [ArticleID] => 161800 [Title] => Wanted: Rationalization of street humps [Summary] => The wanton construction of street humps in almost all parts of the metropolis has gone unabated. The authorities are utterly ineffective in stopping this rampant random practice not only in main streets of subdivisions but in main public thoroughfares as well. And to make matters worse, aside from being in the wrong places, most of these "speed humps" are not visibly painted in order to warn unsuspecting motorists.
[DatePublished] => 2002-05-22 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 134827 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1805279 [AuthorName] => Rey Gamboa [SectionName] => Motoring [SectionUrl] => motoring [URL] => ) [3] => Array ( [ArticleID] => 136096 [Title] => Humps and human development [Summary] => One waits for a TV or radio program where the intelligent-looking guest is asked by the good-looking host, "In which city do you find the most number of humps for any given stretch of road? What is the name of this city better known as the hump capital of the world?"

For a million or two million depreciated pesos, even a self-respecting Metro Manilan might be tempted to forget about his public shame and thus acknowledge his own city as Ripley’s probable record holder.
[DatePublished] => 2001-10-09 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 133858 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1316794 [AuthorName] => Felipe B. Miranda [SectionName] => Opinion [SectionUrl] => opinion [URL] => ) ) )
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