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France's bad boy of lit calms down (a little)

By Scott R. Garceau | April 8, 2012 - 12:00am

These are — apparently — a few of French novelist Michel Houellebecq’s favorite things: booze, cigarettes, sexual tourism, Thai prostitutes, Viagra, fake breasts (“they demonstrate in the...

Sunday Lifestyle

Attack of the clones

By Scott R. Garceau | July 16, 2006 - 12:00am

Here’s what I know about the future. In the future, everything will be white and minimal, robots will take care of all our needs (including sexual), and clones will exist in a miserable dystopia, usually with...

Sunday Lifestyle