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We, the X-Men

By SLEEPWALKING By Yason Banal | February 20, 2005 - 12:00am

Last night, I watched X-Men 2 for the second time. I was set on going to an art event, but eventually decided to stay in and hang out with my imaginary mutant friends. It’s been a long time since our last...

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