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+ Follow GATOS Tag
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            [0] => Array
                (
                    [ArticleID] => 737035
                    [Title] => Apple co-founder Wozniak in line at Apple store
                    [Summary] => 

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak is apparently in a hurry to get ahold of a new iPhone 4S.

[DatePublished] => 2011-10-14 14:05:11 [ColumnID] => 133272 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => [AuthorName] => [SectionName] => [SectionUrl] => [URL] => ) [1] => Array ( [ArticleID] => 290702 [Title] => Street smart cabbie victim of street smart peddle [Summary] => * STREET SMART. A man with some sunglasses in his hand was peddling the products along Mango Avenue with motorists stopping on the red signal light as prospective buyers. This man approached a taxi driver and offered his glasses. "Glasses, Bossing, imported, barato ra."

"Pila man na," asked the taxi driver.

"Gatos ra, Bossing," the peddler said.

"Ayg binuang diha ha, duklon tika ron. Peke kana imo kong buangon," the driver said.

"Pilay hangyo, Bossing."

"Baynte pesos."
[DatePublished] => 2005-08-09 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 133272 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1769982 [AuthorName] => The Ear [SectionName] => Freeman Opinion [SectionUrl] => opinion [URL] => ) ) )
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(
    [results] => Array
        (
            [0] => Array
                (
                    [ArticleID] => 737035
                    [Title] => Apple co-founder Wozniak in line at Apple store
                    [Summary] => 

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak is apparently in a hurry to get ahold of a new iPhone 4S.

[DatePublished] => 2011-10-14 14:05:11 [ColumnID] => 133272 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => [AuthorName] => [SectionName] => [SectionUrl] => [URL] => ) [1] => Array ( [ArticleID] => 290702 [Title] => Street smart cabbie victim of street smart peddle [Summary] => * STREET SMART. A man with some sunglasses in his hand was peddling the products along Mango Avenue with motorists stopping on the red signal light as prospective buyers. This man approached a taxi driver and offered his glasses. "Glasses, Bossing, imported, barato ra."

"Pila man na," asked the taxi driver.

"Gatos ra, Bossing," the peddler said.

"Ayg binuang diha ha, duklon tika ron. Peke kana imo kong buangon," the driver said.

"Pilay hangyo, Bossing."

"Baynte pesos."
[DatePublished] => 2005-08-09 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 133272 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1769982 [AuthorName] => The Ear [SectionName] => Freeman Opinion [SectionUrl] => opinion [URL] => ) ) )
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