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A melodrama of highs and lows

By LOVE LUCY By Lucy Gomez | August 7, 2005 - 12:00am

It was the most helter-skelter two days for me. Everything I hoped and worked for turned out the exact opposite. It was just one booboo after another. Although helter-skelter is usually the state of my mind before...

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