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One fine day, as I was idly perusing the newspaper, I came across this photo of the most powerful woman in the United States. (No, I don't mean Oprah, silly, although she does come close.) Seeing as I'm perverse, this thought floated idly across my consciousness: If God granted me the chance to become Condoleeza Rice, would I take it? 


Hmmm, tough decision, that one. On one hand, I'd be at the right hand of the most powerful man on earth. On the other, I'd be within sniffing distance of George Bush Junior. 


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Hmmm, tough decision, that one. On one hand, I'd be at the right hand of the most powerful man on earth. On the other, I'd be within sniffing distance of George Bush Junior. 


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McGloria

By Joseph Gonzales | May 14, 2006 - 12:00am

One fine day, as I was idly perusing the newspaper, I came across this photo of the most powerful woman in the United States. (No, I don't mean Oprah, silly, although she does come close.) Seeing as I'm perverse,...

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