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 I should know.  Not because I was next in line to use the john with my bladder threatening to burst, wondering who in beep’s name could be hogging the darn loo for half an hour. Nah, not because I got a good peep at the keyhole, slammed the door open and saw what he was up to. I just know.


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Bus, bus, busted

By Louie Cano | November 14, 2003 - 12:00am

It’s 7 p.m. and behind the family’s wash door, a young man is standing stark naked in front of the mirror.  The trail from the door reveals his engineered trousers, his Joe Boxers, soiled socks, his...

Young Star