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A friend of actress and comedienne Gracie Allen once sent a small, live alligator to her as a gag. Not knowing what to do with it, Gracie put it in the bathtub and then left for an appointment. When she returned  home, she found a note from her maid.  "Dear Miss Allen: Sorry, but I have quit. I don’t work in houses  where  there is an alligator. I would have told you this when I started, but I never  thought it would come up."


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Unexpected alligators

May 18, 2005 - 12:00am

When tribulation or persecution arises because of the word, immediately he stumbles. – Matthew 13:21 A friend of actress and comedienne Gracie Allen once sent a small, live alligator to her as a gag. Not knowing...

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