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Deakinitis part 2

By James Deakin | March 27, 2013 - 12:00am

Judging by my inbox a couple of weeks back, it seems that more than a few of you got a big enough kick out of my misfortunes in a previous column, Deakinitis, where I tried explaining this unique phenomenon of how...

Motoring

Deakinitis

By James Deakin | March 6, 2013 - 12:00am

The other day, I went to a restaurant in High street and ordered a ‘Below Zero’ beer, which if you’re not familiar with the term, is beer served at almost freezing point.

Motoring