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Are you being served?

By Celine Lopez | February 5, 2006 - 12:00am

I have recently gone back to the gym for the same reason people who were raised with the right amount of guilt go: I was a slob who made the holidays an excuse to inhale every cheese known to man, every spirit to...

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