+ Follow COLONEL KURTZ Tag
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[Title] => Flu? Me, too
[Summary] => Flu season is the worst. Every time you blow your nose or cough a bit into your fist, somebody asks, “Did you get a flu shot yet?” No, of course I didn’t get a flu shot. That would require me to be smarter than a flu virus, and if I were smarter than a flu virus, I wouldn’t be standing here coughing into my fist.
[DatePublished] => 2012-08-25 00:00:00
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[AuthorName] => Scott R. Garceau
[SectionName] => For Men
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[Title] => Flu? Me, too
[Summary] => Flu season is the worst.
[DatePublished] => 2012-08-22 00:00:00
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[AuthorName] => Scott R. Garceau
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[Title] => I want my MKV (Or the art of collecting nothing)
[Summary] => Collecting is such a bitch. I mean amassing actual things. Things with, uh, “thingness.” Things to fill the empty room you live in.
[DatePublished] => 2012-04-23 00:00:00
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[AuthorName] => Igan D’Bayan
[SectionName] => Arts and Culture
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[Title] => Scandal fatigue
[Summary] => Sen. Gregorio Honasan has often reminded me of Colonel Kurtz, the lost soldier on a slow but sure descent into the heart of darkness in Apocalypse Now. Remember that Vietnam War movie (filmed in Pagsanjan) that opens with an American military commander saying, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
But no matter how close Honasan comes to becoming as unhinged as Marlon Brando’s shell-shocked Kurtz, I don’t think the senator was ever psychotic enough to seriously plan the assassination of Joseph Estrada.
[DatePublished] => 2003-08-18 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 133252
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[AuthorID] => 1807094
[AuthorName] => Ana Marie Pamintuan
[SectionName] => Opinion
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COLONEL KURTZ
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[Title] => Flu? Me, too
[Summary] => Flu season is the worst. Every time you blow your nose or cough a bit into your fist, somebody asks, “Did you get a flu shot yet?” No, of course I didn’t get a flu shot. That would require me to be smarter than a flu virus, and if I were smarter than a flu virus, I wouldn’t be standing here coughing into my fist.
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[Title] => I want my MKV (Or the art of collecting nothing)
[Summary] => Collecting is such a bitch. I mean amassing actual things. Things with, uh, “thingness.” Things to fill the empty room you live in.
[DatePublished] => 2012-04-23 00:00:00
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[Focus] => 0
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[Title] => Scandal fatigue
[Summary] => Sen. Gregorio Honasan has often reminded me of Colonel Kurtz, the lost soldier on a slow but sure descent into the heart of darkness in Apocalypse Now. Remember that Vietnam War movie (filmed in Pagsanjan) that opens with an American military commander saying, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
But no matter how close Honasan comes to becoming as unhinged as Marlon Brando’s shell-shocked Kurtz, I don’t think the senator was ever psychotic enough to seriously plan the assassination of Joseph Estrada.
[DatePublished] => 2003-08-18 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 133252
[Focus] => 0
[AuthorID] => 1807094
[AuthorName] => Ana Marie Pamintuan
[SectionName] => Opinion
[SectionUrl] => opinion
[URL] =>
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