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Flu? Me, too

By Scott R. Garceau | August 25, 2012 - 12:00am

Flu season is the worst. Every time you blow your nose or cough a bit into your fist, somebody asks, “Did you get a flu shot yet?” No, of course I didn’t get a flu shot. That would require me to...

For Men

Flu? Me, too

By Scott R. Garceau | August 22, 2012 - 12:00am

Flu season is the worst.

For Men

I want my MKV (Or the art of collecting nothing)

By Igan D’Bayan | April 23, 2012 - 12:00am

Collecting is such a bitch. I mean amassing actual things. Things with, uh, “thingness.” Things to fill the empty room you live in.

Arts and Culture

Scandal fatigue

By SKETCHES | By Ana Marie Pamintuan | August 18, 2003 - 12:00am

Sen. Gregorio Honasan has often reminded me of Colonel Kurtz, the lost soldier on a slow but sure descent into the heart of darkness in Apocalypse Now. Remember that Vietnam War movie (filmed in Pagsanjan) that opens...

Opinion