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Where’s the beef?

By Celine Lopez | August 22, 2004 - 12:00am

When was the last time you had a cow? We go to therapy to abort our demons. Bleach our teeth to look trustworthy. Wear pastels to look approachable. And yet no one is free from the shuddering delights of having a...

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