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Getting over Clunker

By Barbara Gonzalez-Ventura | September 28, 2002 - 12:00am

I called her Clunker. I guess she took offense. I would if I were an old laptop and my even older owner called me Clunker. She was five years old and people I took her to told me, "You must change her,"...

Modern Living