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Not enough time in universe for monkeys to pen Shakespeare: study

By Daniel Lawler | November 1, 2024 - 11:56am

Shakespeare's canon includes 884,647 words — none of them banana.

Arts and Culture

Husband of ‘wolf whistle’ reporter cries foul

June 3, 2016 - 12:00am

President-elect Rodrigo Duterte was accused yesterday of sexual harassment and disrespecting women after giving a female journalist a wolf whistle during a nationally televised press conference.

Headlines