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Stuffed to the T

By BORED AGAIN By Maddie Llacer | November 26, 2006 - 12:00am

San Francisco, California - T is for Turkey stuck in Traffic with Teary-eyed Travelers a Thanksgiving Thursday. At this time of year, Americans are getting together with their loved ones to celebrate Thanksgiving...

Freeman Opinion

Stuffed to the T

By BORED AGAIN By Maddie Llacer | November 26, 2006 - 12:00am

San Francisco, California - T is for Turkey stuck in Traffic with Teary-eyed Travelers a Thanksgiving Thursday. At this time of year, Americans are getting together with their loved ones to celebrate Thanksgiving...

Freeman Opinion