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DEATH BY DESIGN

By Tanya T. Lara | November 1, 2003 - 12:00am

Here’s a story that funeral directors like to pass to each other at conventions abroad: A driver who had been driving a hearse for the past 30 years has just changed careers and is now driving a cab. On his...

Modern Living