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David Sedaris reads about worlds he’ll never see

By THE READING CLUB By Girlie Rodis | August 1, 2006 - 12:00am

It was a pleasant way to spend the afternoon. Meet best-selling humorist David Sedaris at a cozy merienda with only a few writers. I had enjoyed his appearance on the David Letterman show a few months ago....

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